by the Hunt family(can't remember which of us in particular), from the archives 9/2009
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because if they swam in pepperwater they’d sneeze!
What did the herb say to the rutabega?
Beets me!
Knock, knock. Knock, knock, knock.
Try using the doorbell.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Forgetful chicken.
Forgetful chicken, who?
Knock, knock.
