Sunday, June 25, 2023

90 Years Strong (to the tune of “Coconut Woman”)


Who hails from Princeton ‘55

Knows every rock and plant alive

Plays American folk on the guitar

Did cartoons for his alma-mart-ar’


No, he isn’t turning fifty--Donald E

But he’s sometin’ pretty nifty--turns 90

No, don’t tell me I’m a liar--Donald E.

Yes, his age is getting higher--turns 90

 A docent and an avid reader

An Ancient Order of Essex Weeder

A guy who knows a thing or two--

Donald Miller you’re right, that’s who!


No, he isn’t turning fifty-- Donald E

But he’s sometin’ pretty nifty--turns 90

No, don’t tell me I’m a liar--Donald E.

Yes, his age is getting higher--turns 90

 

90 years strong and more to fill,

Just gave 90 ties to the Goodwill.

Delivered more babies than New Hampshire had bats;

Guess he’s loosin’ it up for the final laps.


No, he isn’t turning 50--Donald E

No, he isn’t getting wimpy--turns 90

Donald E like iron--Donald E

He be strong like a lion--turns 90

 

Let’s give one last cheer to the dapper chap

Donald Miller, the most cherished pap

If you see him on a drive or at the store

Be sure to wish him “Happy Day” and many more


‘Cause the fella’s turning 90--Donald E

Donald E, the strong and mighty--turns 90

Donald E like iron--Yes, indeed

He be strong like a lion--turns 90