By Jen Hunt (circa 2012)
He keeps to himself
He’s in the know
He walks to school with pack in
tow
A thinker, a dreamer
A Star Trek: Next Generation Streamer
Finally a bona fide teen
To Calvin only sometimes mean
Quiet and
faithful, a real joy and pleasure
Never without
his trusty tape measurer
Facebooks when
there’s stuff to tell
Plays his
Lego.com well
iPod touch and
sports card buyer
Divides his
time between drums and choir
The urban feel
and sleek décor
Are what he
frequents Starbucks for
Drawn to all forms
of transportation
Destined for greatness
and citification
Sensitive hands,
sensitive heart
Engineer-
sleuth with real spy smarts
Expert at
things he’s never been taught
Pointer ever
seeking snot
Lake Lundgren
and Districts Fan
Our
bacon-loving techno-man