Friday, October 31, 2014

Feelin' Crummy

by Jen Hunt, from the archives, for Calvin, born November 5, 2001
To the tune of Simon & Garfunkel's 52nd Street Bridge (Feelin' Groovy)

Fan on and earplugs in
I lather on the Lotrimin
You guzzle down Nystatin drops
Waa, waa, waa, waa feelin' crummy
No skin off your dear ear-drummies

Hello Calvin, Mommy talking,
I've come to find out why you're squawking
Ain't you got no smile for me
Waa, waa, waa, waa feelin' crummy
Waa waa waa waa gassy tummy

You've got clean clothes to wear,
New diaper and nuk,
I've rocked you and bathed you and read you a book
Bout time you got drowsy, so please settle down
Life's not that bad, says Your Mummy
Waa waa waa waa feelin' crummy

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