Friday, January 17, 2014

This is the woman with satin hair

From the skit "Guilt Super-sized" by Jen Hunt, from the archives

This is the woman with satin hair
Who hugs her children and their bears
Who practices law from the wee morning hours
And grinds wheat for her own bread flour
Whose every word is spiced with wit
Whose kids speak French and have no zits
Who works out daily at the Y
And bakes blue ribbon cakes and pies
Who volunteers at St. Vincent De Paul
And hardly ever sleeps at all
Whose husband helps around the house
Who always wears a fresh-pressed blouse
Who keeps a garden and a pet
And never, ever, gets in debt
Who minds her figure and her stocks
And beats the pants off Goldilocks